o' Hare - aka the 7th circle of hell

So here I am having troubles at O'hare yet again. Flight from knoxville here was delayed I was actually worried - was going to miss my 1:10 flight. Oh wait stop while I laugh hysterically at my nativity. It's now 9:30 and I'm here at the bar with a delightful lad named Tre. We are stand by for a flight at 10:30 but since it is storming here I am not holding my breath. We are debating car rentals or trains. I told Tre I'd be steve martin and he could be john candy.